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PetarSRB - Newspaper from Serbia -

Published in Serbia - Warfare analysis - 13 May 2016 15:50 - 20

English:

After nearly 2 months of glorious 10/10 resourses, Serbia goes down to 9/10!  As clearly seen on the map, elements of UCK (KLA) have infiltrated the Serbian occupied province of Tirana, and successfully executed a carefully planned uprising. The maneuver cut off Serbia's connection to Italy, giving it's economy a huge backstep. Is this the beginning of Serbia's downfall?

http://i.imgur.com/Q5E8Loy.png?1

Me on the other side, got rather suprised by the news. After a nice night out with my girlfriend, I logged in and wanted to produce some more bread to feed my ever growing greed.  

When suddenly:

http://i.imgur.com/wongCTg.jpg?1

My reaction:

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dr.-Who.gif

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Српски(на нашкије):

АЛО ДРЖАВНИ ВРХ, 'ЋЕ НАС ПОБИЈУ ОВИ ШИПТАРИ БРЕ!? ШТО НЕ БРАНИТЕ ВЈЕКОВНА СРПСКА ОГЊИШТА?

И још битније:

ГДЕ ЈЕ МОЈ 'ЛЕБАЦ???


http://i.imgur.com/ShTnwZ0.png?1

DISCLAIMER:
This article is not made out of determination to insult or discriminate any party involved. It is just a simple satirical war analysis. Let's keep our war's contained in this geo-politics simulation. Have a nice day.  

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Comments (20)

I can sell you baguette if you need Wink
lol epic dare as always Laugh hail uck Laugh
Baguette ♥
eldrad we will take that baguette when we arrive in paris Smile
Тако је кад смо ђубар
xD
HAIL UCK
HA! v
Fromage ‼ ☻
Ha ha Ha so funy Just GTFO
ahahahahaha
I need to donate DEM on article , coss I cant do it with HLEB
v+s
why this guy has only 35 subs including mine??!?
Some people don t get satire Sad
downfall?? i dont think so evry cuntry have hard time by the way good avatar petarSRB
@herceg hail uck aint funny since half of these IRL are terrorists... Don t be a m89on please
Sell big amount of energy for you and all serbians only sent me pm Smile
@orkan What is terrorism?
o7