Dear Citizens and Fellow Soldiers,

I feel obligated to address the recent investigation conducted by our favorite local detectives, GoDFaTHeR and Tsigger.

What started as a simple series of battle reports has apparently triggered a full-scale geopolitical conspiracy investigation. For those who missed the latest chat episodes, here is a summary of the heavy evidence brought against us:

"It’s Artificial Intelligence!" - Apparently, writing well-structured English in 2026 requires a supercomputer, quantum algorithms, and 500 lines of code. Oh wait... I've written well-structured English back in 2016, before the dawn of AI... How could that be possible?!?!

"It’s a Multi!" - When 600 Billion damage lands on the battlefield, it cannot possibly be a legitimate player. It must be an ancient entity from 10 years ago, operating from a secret underground bunker.

"The Ultimate Proof: A Level 1 Pet!" - After hours of deep profile auditing, Detective GoDFaTHeR uncovered the smoking gun: my pet is only Level 1! Case closed! How could anyone dare hit hard in battle without a maxed-out virtual dog?

"The Weather in Peru" -  When all logic failed, the debate naturally evolved into analyzing weather patterns in South America, accusing half the server of being multis, and comparing 10-year veteran badges.

The Paranoia Betting Pool



Since the theories are getting more creative by the hour, I am officially launching the Great eRevollution Theory Betting Pool! Place your bets in the comments:

Option A : I am an advanced AI neural network running directly from an Amazon server in Peru.
Option B : I am actually HaRoS/Peru using a VPN from 2016.
Option C : I am just a legitimate player having fun, hitting 600B damage, and watching detectives lose their mind over a Level 1 Pet.
Option D : My Level 1 Pet is actually the one hitting the damage while I sleep.

You may also try these questions:

Who is President Abraham Lincoln, really?

An AI created in ChatGPT consuming 600B of energy
HaRoS, Peru and Leonidas all at the same time
A regular citizen having fun on eRevollution
The CEO of the game itself in disguise

Why did it take Tsigger hours to vote "YES"?

He was looking for his reading gles to find the button
He thought the "VOTE" button was used to buy Gold
He was consulting the "family" sharing the same router
Pure tactical hesitation after losing Illinois

What is the origin of the "family" playing on the same router in Morocco?

14 cousins and a tactical parakeet
Accounts managed by a supercomputer in Rabat
A truly close-knit family hitting battles at the exact same minute
An optical illusion created by the eUSA

What will be the "God-King's" next move?

Write a 20-page article in Greek complaining about AI
Vote on a law in under 10 hours
Spend 5,000 Gold trying to reclaim Illinois
Request a paternity test to prove his multis are blood-related

A Message to Our Detectives

To our beloved rivalry duo:

On the "Multi" Allegations: Have you tried reporting these alleged multis to the Admins yet? Spoiler: It doesn't work when the account is 100% legit and no rules are being broken. But please, keep sending tickets, I bet the Admin team needs a good laugh too!
On Being "Weak": Detective GoDFaTHeR claims I cannot imagine "how weak I am" because of my Level 1 pet. It must be deeply embarring to lose key rounds and hundreds of billions in damage to someone you consider "weak". If this is what "weak" looks like, I can't wait until my pet levels up to Level 2!
On Pay-to-Win vs. Strategy: You can spend all the money you want and flex your 10-year veteran badges, but no amount of gold can buy immunity from losing rounds on the map.
Leave the beef with the top player: Detective GoDFaTHeR wants me to actually leave the good meat to the top player... Why should I? I like my beef (or should I say steak?) medium rare.

A Final Word on Integrity

Jokes aside, when players suspect rule violations, the standard procedure is opening an Admin ticket. Choosing public accusations, baseless conspiracy theories, and personal drama over an official ticket isn't "detective work" - it's just public cope. And to be honest, just because everyone does it on the general feed, doesn't mean you should. If I were throwing myself off a bridge (which you obviously know is wrong), would you throw yourself off too? Think about it... it doesn't require a of a lot of brainpower.



As for the rest, here are a few undeniable facts:

1. The very first interaction I had with Tsigger, I was privately accused of being a multi.
2. While Tsigger may not have known that Jessica Pearson's account belongs to my RL wife, as the number 1 player in the game, he should have known better than to publicly accuse. There's a reason Admins exist: they have access to IP addresses, hardware signatures, and other technical tools to determine whether an account is a multi or not.
3. I may have exercised my sense of humor and sarcasm, but I only mocked Tsigger (and now GoDFaTHeR) over things that happened in-game. I never made fun of your personal lives. If making fun of in-game events gets you both triggered and offended... well, I suppose you both need to grow a thicker skin.
4. Oh, and just to be clear... I typically don't post private conversations, and I only did so in Tsigger's case due to the arrogance of how he treated me when I approached him in good faith, as well as the public accusation against my wife.
5. Like I said... I'll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar or a cheater, and to be absolutely clear: my personal life - past, present, or future - including my profession, employment, family, and anything personal is strictly off-limits to everyone in this game, unless I deem otherwise. Failure to respect this will be met with Admin reports for harment and potential legal action.

I play for fun, I respect the rules and... I'll let the damage do the talking on the battlefield, even if the latter won't always favor me, but hey... that's the game.

To Detective GoDFaTHeR and his team: keep inspecting our pets, enjoy the weather in Peru, and I'll see you around!

Signed,


P.S. GoDFaTHeR, to answer your question on the feed: I am a President on the battlefield and when negotiating/governing eUSA. I am a comedian at times while writing these articles filled with sarcasm/irony, and I am an Honorable Former Mod when I set the limits about my personal life, show people the correct procedures, call them out, and especially when I show transparency when someone - be it myself or not - is accused of something without evidence or proof of wrongdoing.