Dear eWorld,

Let’s be honest: games like eRevollution are meant to be fun. We press buttons, we throw tanks, we build strategies, and every now and then, we drop a mive pile of damage just to see what happens.

Which brings us to the recent spectacle in Illinois.

Before a single shot was fired, we offered diplomacy. We opened the door for a fair agreement because we prefer smart play over pointless grinding. Morocco’s leadership - personified by our favorite "God-King" Xerxes (Tsigger) - decided to decline, uming the eUSA would just sit back and accept occupation pively. (We might have accepted occupation if reasonable diplomatic talks occurred)

Well... 600 Billion damage later (dealt by me) plus another around 500 or 600 billion more from allies and US citizens alike, Illinois was liberated, their battle lines were shattered, and the strategic initiative completely changed hands!



The Panic in Morocco's Congress

What happens when a heavy pay-to-win juggernaut gets caught off guard? They run straight to Congress to propose a Declare War Law.

The funny part? After proposing the law, Tsigger sat there staring at an empty 0-vote counter for hours, hesitating to press his own button. Eventually, the realization set in, and he finally cast his 'YES' vote in sheer desperation.

We know what’s coming. We know they have deep pockets, alleged infinite alts, and plenty of Gold to burn. We know this war is going to be tough, chaotic, and expensive. And honestly? We are here for it.

A Call to the International Community & Mercenaries

To our friends, allies, free citizens, and independent tanks across the globe:

If you enjoy seeing heavy narcissistic God-Like King spenders sweat, if you love high-stakes battles, or if you simply have extra weapons and energy bars sitting in your inventory... come join the fight in the eUSA!

No formal treaties needed: You don't need a fancy MPP to drop damage where it hurts the most.
Maximum fun guaranteed: Help us turn every single battle into an absolute nightmare of a money-sink for Morocco.
Good company: We fight hard, we laugh harder, and we appreciate every single Q3/Q4/Q8 tank dropped on our side.



Morocco wanted a war? They got one. Let’s make sure it costs them every single Gold piece they’ve got.

Grab your weapons, stock up on food, and let's have some fun on the battlefield!

Abraham Lincoln — President of the eUSA