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Published in Croatia - Political debates and analysis - 01 Apr 2016 09:18 - 19

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Dear World,

The Turks have been very upset last night - they talked of treason and betrayal, 5th of November, Juda, Hey Jude, and other horrible things. Some even moved to US, some even had themselves temp banned, just to escape their inner horror for 4 hours.




War Plans - A Leak to Help Turks to Realize that They are Helpless

Due to the fact that I have an informant in the Rising Sun HQ, and due to the fact that he is easily bribed by a bottle of rakija in RL, I am presenting the Turkish Army with the Rising Sun battle plans for this evening, 19 - 20h pm, CET. A coordinated attack by three armies in three directions:

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1. Bulgaria attacks Sofia - 75% accurate information
2. Croatia attacks Ankara - 100% accurate information
3. Hungary attack Eastern Anatolia - 75% accurate information
So, now you know it. Now you cannot tell us that we have surprised you. Now you know when, who, where.  Now you cannot anymore claim that you are fighting against a supernatural force that cannot be defeated


(One of the Front Generals of the Serbian Army,
KrstaVB, on picture below)

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But, do you know why?

BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU BROS!!!!!! WE WANT YOU TO BE WITH US, ALWAYS, FOREVER!!!!

(One of the Front Generals of the Turkish Army,
Deadly, on picture below)

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And, once we are there, at the request of the Abdulhamid the Second, we will all hold the very first:
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sry, 22nd.


Also, in the words of the unnamed Rising Sun HQ strategist:


1. http://prntscr.com/amrezx if such campaign is success Turkey will lose 40% of it's food bonus, and will have in total only 20%.
2. Turkey receive a lot of work force from Sofia as it was capital of Bulgaria for significant time (they loose that)

So, see you in Istanbul and Ankara very soon.

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Comments (19)

divno Laugh o/
haha 2014 honor weeken istanbul kekekeke fail Laugh
I dont want to confuse you, but Vlad Tepes was a turncoat. He attacked bouth the Hungarian kingdom and yes he fought the turkish too. Its just romanian propaganda, half trueth that he was enemy alltime enemy of Musulmans...
hahhahahah ahahahhaha brate pupak mi se odvezo koji ti je moj
ahahahahhahahahaha
Hahahaha
3G
@Shiro deleted comment------ seen Laugh
3G Wink
Hahahaahahahaahaha
ok guys this is a game and ı dont want to break your heart have fun good game all
Marlock stvarno si najbolji u pisanju clanaka hahaha imas v i s od mene
V ko kuca Laugh
V o7
1. Bulgaria attacks Sofia - 75% accurate information 2. Croatia attacks Ankara - 100% accurate information 3. Hungary attack Eastern Anatolia - 75% accurate information whould mean 1*0,75*0,75=0.5625 means 56% acurate information... well at least better than 50/50... Laugh
sta ovaj dedli piski ili kaki Smile
nis ne kuzim
ronin, to ti je vojna taktika i strategija, tebi sve strani pojmovi Cheeky
HAhahhhaahhahaahahha jesi kralj evo ti S+V