your late on April fools :

Signed by Jean Marie Le Swag, Secretary of alcohol, distilleries and related of the Mother Land, Ethernal honoury president of the FDP, creator and agitator of the politic rap game, dead and resurected, flagholder of the infantry Regiment of the Spetsnaz Unit, Lawbringer of the light, Tsar of Russias, Protector of France s interest.

what is VV ?

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Vodka ?

C est de la merde

That s FALSE : https://www.erevollution.com/en/article/26024

Si Grey (le thug qui prend qui prend une place qui ne lui appartient pas dans un train ) dit que c est de la merde c est que ça vaut de l or!

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