Kattegat News

Few things about me, my family and my hometown

Published in Bosnia and Herzegovina - Social interactions and entertainment - 17 Mar 2017 14:00 - 11

Hello eRevollution!

My name is Ivar Lothbrok and I was born in Kattegat. I am cripple my whole life, I can not use my legs, so that is why they are calling me "Ivar The Boneless". I was living in Kattegat with my father Ragnar, mother Aslaug, and four brothers: Bjorn, Ube, Hvitserk and Sigurd.

But now I am living in Bosnia, it is realy a beautiful country. People are realy nice here.
I know that, many of you are wondering why did I moved to Bosnia. Well that is because, I killed my brother Sigurd. I had to run away, if viking police get you, you are ed up. So, I moved to Bosnia, where police do not give a about what are you doing.
And, I do not belive in that Odin and Valhalla , I am Muslim now. Allahu Akbar

That is all for now. I hope we will have fun and get on well.
Die Lagertha, You Bi*ch!

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