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Shower Thoughts
Just something to consider
Written by Trumpets
Do you ever have those existential crises whilst standing in the shower? You’ve just woken up, you’re barely half awake, and you groggily make your way to the shower. Half-way through, it hits you: “At what point does a spoon become a shovel?”
I don’t even need to drink copious amounts of caffeine in the morning anymore, I just take a solid shower. My brain has not failed as of yet to come up with a new existential problem for me to deal with.
This morning’s shower problem was, “at what point does a chicken nugget become a chicken finger?”
I can barely handle the actual issues reality is throwing at me, let alone the ones my mind chips in every morning.
Recently it’s been getting to the point where I don’t even have to be in the shower for a new epiffany to hit me; It can happen anytime now. During lunch I had a terrifying thought: “I can touch less than 50% of my body with my nose”.
Even as I’m writing this, I find myself with one more issue than I had 2 minutes ago: “Now that we have Uber, it’s ok to get into a stranger’s car and take their candy.”
I have a rough life.
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