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Published in North Korea - Social interactions and entertainment - 12 Dec 2016 20:32 - 13

(Feel free to correct my english)
(If anything look like an insult, tell me and I will modify)
(Keep respect and understand the irony)
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Resume if you don't want read the bored text : 

1 : Admin need to care about game
Better Game => More Player => More player use Cash Shop => More $

2 : Change region number to every country between 4 and 8

3 : Change number of bonuses per country don't allow more than 6 different bonuses and don't allow triple bonuses

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Why admin must care about improving game and players ?
Dream :
"Hey dude, wanna join me on eRevollution ?"
"Tell me more about this game"
"It's a strategic game, you can be a politician, a soldiers, a journalist or everything you want to be !" 
"Wooow man nice !"
"I didn't finish, admin take care about player, they love them, they update the game every month" 
"Wooow look very cool do you have a link ?"
"Yes of course "www.erevollution.com/" 


Reality : 
"Hey dude, wanna join me on eRevollution it's a good game"
"What kind of game it's ?"
"It's a web game with only web page"
"Look very bad... only page without animation ?"
"Have animation on battle, but still interesting  because you can be a politician, a soldiers, a journalist or everything you want to be !"
"Politician ?"
"Yes, you can be a congressman, a minister or a president if your country isn't wyped"
"Soldier ?"
"Yes, you can fight hard in battle you will lose because not all country have same damage egality is missed and your country still wyped"
"Journalist ?"
"Yes, you can write article about inegality in the game, update admin should make or post picture of your cat" 
"I want to be banned, it's possible ?"
"Yes, spam Unban *nickname of someone banned* wait 1 hours and you will get one"
"Seriously and what admin do to improve the game ?"
"They past more time to ban, read forum and say "no" to every update purpose even if it's fair"
"Sound bad and when was the last update ?"
"Last week they add Lucky Dice event for a while, you have 2 per days, you click and earn reward so cool"
"It's look sometime I know...
"Yeah doing like IRL game, give more importance to profit made by Pokemon Go than money needed to cover the world hunger "
"Why don't you stop the game ?"
"Because I already invested in that game at start with hope to get a better game
"Sorry mate but I wont join you in that game, also we are not friends anymore, you are so noob to invest in that kind of game go play Hello Kitty Online look better" 
"But... T_T"
"By bro'" 
"If you still interested there is the link "www.erevollution.com/"


Talk with change nothing that's why I will talk more about problem 

1- Change regions number
a- Compare
In reality USA have 50+ regions and the same number in game, to compare I will use France who have 20+  regions, Brazil who have 6 regions, Switzerland who have 4 regions and North Korea who have 6 regions do you think it's fair for them ? 
USA = Country with the more region in erev
France = ~6% of USA size IRL and we have less than 20+ regions now : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regions_of_France
Brazil = ~90% of USA size IRL and 12% of they region in game

http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/50/1481638773-eea.png

France = My Native Country
Switzerland = Loved by admin hater
North Korea = My country in game

b- Purpose ?
Remove 15 regions of France and add 40 to Brazil => JOKE of course !

Make every country between 4 to 8 regions wooooow ?
But it's impossible look at USA there is 50+ how you can to make it work ?
Look Canada have 12 regions same size
Look Australia have only 9 joke 
Just look at BRAZIL they should have 2 more man ! 

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Admin want to change the game and improve it but why they wont do it ? 
Because changing a map need to work for it, even if they think its' better that still  harder than check a bank account. (joke) 

2- Change region bonuses
Change all region bonuses to between 4-6 different without "TRIPLE bonuses"  

USA core region = 100% food 100% weapon 100% houses (15 bonuses)
France core region = 80% / 40% / 60% (9 bonuses)
Brazil core region = 20% / 80% / 20% (6 bonuses)
Switzerland core region = 20% / 20% / 40% (4 bonuses)
North Korea core region = 40% / 20% / 0% (3 bonuses)


As you can see USA have ALL bonuses only with core, why they should enter in a war ? Only defend territory nothing more.
As you can see France have 9 bonuses did anyone counted the number of useless bonuses ? 7 fruits 4 cattle 1 grain 1 sand more than needed
As you can see I didn't count USA useless bonuses and I wont talk about the famous Granite in South Dakota.
As you can see Brazil have 6 bonuses for 6 regions, I think it's cool and fair, we found one country with egality yeaaaaah !
As you can see Switzerland have 4 bonuses for 4 regions, still fair yeaaaaaaah ! EGALITY WON again !
As you can see North Korea have 3 bonuses for 6 regions look bad we have 4 FRUITS ! Change 2 fruits in others bonuses.
As you can see Norway have 2 bonuses for 6 regions don't look better than North Korea (5 fruits more) change 3 fruits in others bonuses

♥ Bored text end ♥ Go down to the safe place ♥ 
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I don't want to insult everyone in this article, if something is bad or don't agree with it please feel free to PM me or post a comment, don't attack anyone if he have a different opinion and keep respect, thanks o7

And also if you like this article tell me in comment and I will make a new one about how to improve the game in the fair ways

And one more about how admin already improved the game, because everyone know it's easy to cry, it's harder to find idea, it's more harder to post an article about that idea and it's more and more harder to make an update 

If you don't understand my english, I can do nothing for me, you need to understand about my first language, it's french and I made more mistake in french than in english o7

(If you keep going down you can find the or the heaven)
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Comments (13)

5orry for the bad look isn t not my loving part, and I fall posting it the first time, (forget the tittle) then the look get deleted and need to make it again Sad
What s wrong with Hello Kitty?
@Scripthen It s a comedy and irony Smile (Already tryed Hello Kitty Online and it s really a bad bad game xD)
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You are realy good Wink perfect article ☺
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Article edited, yesterdays I didn t check about invisible text ] [ some special key are bad to use
Too long didnt read
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Here is my removed article. It was update 4 that got me banned according to mods so I shall be free to post it: https://imgur.com/cDTAxfW
great article, v+