A Dog's Tale

Wilfie - Newspaper from Canada -

Published in Canada - Social interactions and entertainment - 13 Nov 2016 19:17 - 12

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Over the past week, more players have changed their CS to Canada than in the past two months of my time playing this game. As Minister of Education and all-around newb of Canada, I have been tasked with explaining why in hopes that you will consider joining, too.


A few quick reasons to consider relocating here: 

1)     100% Food Bonus – Canada’s core regions contain a full set of food bonuses, a great way to secure a steady supply of Health Kits. Plus, you can be ured of those bonuses for the next little while, since we have recently secured our borders with a peace deal…but don’t worry, Canada isn’t too peaceful… 

2)     Training Wars and Patriot Gold – You will have access to True Patriot medals from a training war recently set up with Russia. We have had success working with other countries on deals over the last few months so you’ll be signing up with a relatively active and effective group of leaders. 

3)     Low Taxes – Congress also recently dropped work taxes to 1% so that you can keep more of your own cash. We also offer a 1 CC minimum wage to make it easier anyone wanting to trade work for Gold or supplies.

4)     Cheap CC and Strength Training – Congress is printing a steady supply of currency for our foreign workers that will also help benefit anyone who needs cheap CC for extra strength training. We’re aiming to maintain a 0.006 Gold/CC exchange rate for each printing.  

5)     Small but Friendly – Canada has a relatively small group of players compared to the main countries out there. While this means there are fewer personalities to stir up drama, this also means that it will be easier for new players to join Congress and get noticed for other positions. A smaller team means you can one day play a bigger role and hopefully play a fuller game.  

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Comments (12)

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Where I live, in my north is China. Believe me, I dont want to go to China.
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Good point Eddie...I never thought about that. Would north-east work for you? oh, here are those puppies you were asking about: 🐶 🐶 🐶
oops, I forget to mention our Canadian Health Care plan. We now have a dedicated producer supplying a Q5 Hospital for us each month - free: https://www.erevollution.com/en/article/17424 ...that s an extra 250 energy/day.
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HAIL CANADA!!!
Canada. What a great country folks. Lemme tell you. Best country out there. Unbelievable. You d be stupid not to live here!
As the official Court Jester of Canada, I approve this message
Lol uncle Temujin Laugh