Dragoon Press

Published in United States of America - Political debates and analysis - 28 Aug 2016 20:01 - 9

There is a time in everyone's life that one has to stand and be counted,
a time that putting your head down is not only the despicable action but
one that has consequences outside the realms of your own world.

There is a time in which you shall be weighed, measured, and found wanting..
but we don't have time for that one aye ;)

I come to announce my planned run for Supreme Overlord Country President of
this great and infinitely awesome nation, with that I will be deploying my secret
plans
err. I mean transparent plans using a special window cleaning program.

Unleash the fanfare.

https://s21.postimg.io/mxs80ukgn/dk_art1.png


https://s9.postimg.io/lz00ltyvj/e_YE_p_ROMO.png



My platform is built on the solid foundation of the Three F's
1. Flubber
2. Fun
3. Flexible

Now some might wonder how does one build on flubber?
To answer that we must first find out what is Flubber..

Your Dictionary defines flubber as a "A rubbery polymer formed by cross-linking of polyvinyl alcohol with a boron compound.
Read more at http://www.yourdictionary.com/flubber#putbUUTm1KiguC54.99"

So lets break that down Rubbery Polymer means something that is like rubber without being rubber, aka sharing its toughness
and, elasticity.  A platform that is tough but also elastic a balance if you will well that is a good starting point no?

So what about this fun thing dk is talking about.. well that is the core of message, the center stage if you will.
Generally I enjoy having fun, I enjoy making fun for others, many have said things like gaming nights or other activities
like that, to be honest that's great and all but they never happen.  Not only do I plan activities that could be game related
but I also plan activities that don't require anything more then skype or discord.

Unlike some ive actually ran games over skype, converting board games, forum games into actually conversational pieces.
Ive also created and ran story based adventures, a zombie apocalypse one and a space adventure over a forum.

Generally im experienced in created fun this is something I know and wish to share and I hope that we have now a fun, tough elastic
platform so lets move on to the topping....

The third F is Flexible and now your saying we are covered that...

Stolen without remorse...
"Elastic is capable of stretching; particularly, capable of stretching so as to return to an original shape or size when force is released while
flexible is capable of being flexed or bent without breaking" wikia

This is most important part, sometimes when you flex too much you break, so to add the
element of unbreakable to the topping of my platform well its almost like I planned this out
or something.  :p

Now your saying all that political nonsense is great and all but who will helping you support
this great nation?

Ive already started the hiring process I would release a list now but im waiting for a few candiates
to give me the definite yes im going to do that.  I will not add undue pressure on to them by releasing
there names.

I am confident to release that Abe will be running a special department, one that I know he will enjoy.

With this said, I hope I have your support, and when you get to the voting booth that you vote for the eye,
for dk3dknight.

Chris
(dk3dknight)

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Comments (9)

Um is this the full platform...?
Well, this isn t the conventional type of campaigning, I ll give you that dk3dknight Laugh
Full support Dk heil DK heil o/
So who are you? I have no idea what this article is saying. After the three Fs platform... i ll try to read this again when I wake up in the morn...
Anything is possible if you re positively flexible! Good luck with your campaign my friend.
DK for President o7 Bring the F back in the game!
Are you serious? A presidential hopeful should display some manner of professionalism. I hope you plan on putting out an actual platform.
When I think of Flubber, I think of this: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mnnzg6XS1qew6kmo1_500.gif. But your Flubber sounds good too. Good luck on the election!
Hey Joey man didn t know your still playing mate long time no see