A Hobo's Diary

Publicado en United States of America - Debates y Analisis politico - 06 Jul 2017 12:56 - 30

Iran is a unique country. They do not have a discord channel that everyone can join, instead they use a Telegram group that only Iranians are allowed. Even if you enter their Telegram, they speak Farsi, which means you cannot understand them unless they want you to understand. They are like a very big family, which makes them very different from other countries in eRev. If you want to learn something from Iranians, you need to come clean and ask them honestly and openly. This is why I prepared an interview with Bulletz4Breakfast, current Minister of Foreign Affairs for Iran. In this interview, I asked him several questions to clarify what is happening in Iran and about the poll to leave Vae Victis. Lets cut to the chase:

1 - Hello, can you tell us about yourself a bit? How much experience do you have in Foreign Affairs? Did you ever have a position in Vae Victis?

I have been acting as MoFA of Iran for 2 months, and I was chosen to be MoFA again this term, hopefully I will complete this 3rd month successfully. First month as MoFA of Iran, I served as SoFA of Vae Victis, but back then things were calm, HQ was not so active, neither was I.

2 - Iran has published a poll to leave Vae Victis. Naturally this worried the allied countries. As allies of Iran, should we be worried?

No one should be worried OR excited about the ongoing poll and the results of it. There is a problem within the family, and we will take care of it within the family.

3 - We already know that during the NAP negotiations with France, Vae Victis has decided for Iran without asking them first. What can you tell us about this, are Iranians angry because of it?


It was a miscommunication between VV and Iran, and after our CP signed it, we can say that we left it in the past. Some of us are sad that this happened, but there is nothing more we can do about it. That NAP benefits Vae Victis, so we respect it for now.

4 - A few Iranians say there is another reason Iranians are angry at Vae Victis. A reason that is bigger and more private for Iranians. However they did not disclose this information. Can you tell us anything about this?

I have heard about this before, but there is nothing else that makes Iran angry at Vae Victis as far as we are concerned. If there is such a thing we are not aware of it, maybe it is a personal thing for a small group in Iran.

5 - It is clear that Vae Victis mistreated Iran, and now Iranians are angry. What can Vae Victis do to correct things?

I cannot tell them what to do. It is up to them to decide what to do to correct things with Iran.

6 - We know there were similar polls in Iran in the past, and maybe 3-4 times. Yet still Iran remained in Vae Victis. Can you tell us anything about the past polls, their results and effects on Iran?

They were not held when I was a MoFA, so I cant comment on them. I dont even know the results of them, and they were not important to care.

7 - At the moment, 65% of voters have voted Yes. What will Iran government do if people of Iran choose to leave Vae Victis?

People have voted for us and they have elected us. We are here to make the game more fun for our citizens, do what is best for them, and take their advices while we are at it. We dont know the result of the poll yet and what will we do afterwards. For now, we focus on trying to better our relations with every country in the world. 

8 - Iran is famous for invading France and conquering Paris ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is there any chance for Iran to join Délos and ally with France?

That happened in the heat of the moment. We are not going to join Délos, but about allying with France, we dont know what future will hold.

9 - Lastly, what do you have to say for allies and enemies of Iran?

I dont believe in enemies. We have allies, and countries that have different interests than ours. For our allies, I'd like to say that we are with them, and would help them like before no matter what happens. As for other countries, I wish them a great deal of fun, and I'd like to state that we respect them. I want to end this interview with a song, we will see what future holds for us together.

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Comentarios (30)

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informative Laugh !!!
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summary:iranian mofa said nothing
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Voted, informative indeed
Cool MoFA tbh
All your questions were the same stated in different ways, will you leave VV? Chill out NEMESIS
It was enjoyable to talk to you and having this interview ^_^ o7
Best interview I have ever done, B4B. Thanks to Iran government for the opportunity o7
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You forgot to ask about the China war... nice interview though, interesting country to say the least
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ya, what do you think about the war with China?
MoFA openly declared that Iran is not important in VV in 3rd answer. Sad story for a country with some power
@Gropius Did i ?
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Great article, nice interview and very veteran responses from Bulletz4Breakfast
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